Warfare Wit Enthusiast Gifts

Fox Holes

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

Putin and Zelensky

Soldier armed with a pen.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Hot Pocket"

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Vladimir Putin.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications