Warfare Enthusiasts Gifts

Under Attack.

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

'Assured destruction? That sounds VERY reassuring!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

Progress?

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"Lemming Boot Camp"

A street fight.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Oooops!

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'