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Under Attack.

Think tank: 'I think therefore I blow stuff up!'

'Assured destruction? That sounds VERY reassuring!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

A street fight.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

Eye Off the Ball

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

We Don't Know Much

Oooops!

Two Wrongs Make Iraq