Combat Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"He's punch drunk and confused."

Universal Soldier/ Local Anaesthetic

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Eye Off the Ball

Oooops!

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

A street fight.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Vladimir Putin.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

We Don't Know Much

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.