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'Why are they all picking on me?'

Agincourt 1415

Our Reserves - The Battle of Amesbury

'You and whose army?'

Roman paramedic.

'Unfortunately, no major battles were ever fought on this field, so it will never appear on TV.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

"Yes I know! This i just a re-enactment!"

"I hate Mondays."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

Warrior Woman

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Epic Battles

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Lost around a military base.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'