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'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Ad Valorem

Napoleon marches off alone

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Homer

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

'Not another war film.'

Sailor and mine

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

Roman paramedic.

'Breaker Morant would have been proved innocent if he hadn't shot the people needed for his defence.'

BE.. All that you can BE...

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Kamakazi pilots actually owed a lot more to poor engineering than to bravery

Self Practice for Paratroopers

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

Sauron's Sore Eye

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

Trojan Horse.