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Warrior Woman

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Napoleon marches off alone

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Ad Valorem

Eight Years Into the Fight

'Not another war film.'

Sailor and mine

Homer

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

Roman paramedic.

'Breaker Morant would have been proved innocent if he hadn't shot the people needed for his defence.'

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

'It's C company, Sir, they've gone completely over the top.'

BE.. All that you can BE...

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Kamakazi pilots actually owed a lot more to poor engineering than to bravery

Self Practice for Paratroopers

Sauron's Sore Eye

"I just want a plain old giant kettle of boiling oil! No foam design, no cup sleeve, no cup carrier, no lid! Got it?"

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

The War Lord at the Front. A morning Tub on the Imperial Campaigning Car.

Trojan Horse.