Lover Of Epic Battles Gifts

'Relax...what could possibly go wrong?'

Warrior Woman

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Epic Battles

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'I envisioned something more robust'

Virgil

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'Oh no! not 100,000 Persians again! How many of us?'

Roman paramedic.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

'Why are they all picking on me?'

Valkyrie.

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Sauron's Sore Eye

Trojan Horse.

Dear Greeks - Our sincere thanks for the giant wooden horse! What a wonderful surprise when we...

Don Quixote

"Remember what I said...keep an eye on the arrows!"

Ski slope jousting.

'You and whose army?'

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

Brifone, Aquilante and the Two Fairies are Shown By Astolfo How He Has Slain Orrilo. The Enchanted Hair Has Been Removed From His Head.

Grant's Overland Campaign: Army of the Potomac- General Warren Rallying the Marylanders

It's my pre-battle jam.

'Watch what you're doing with that, or you'll have somebody's eye out!'

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine gun salesman rejected during battle

First Responders Comic

"Quick Timmy, get help - Lassie's fallen down a well!"

Our Reserves - The Battle of Amesbury

Battle of Gettysburg - Longstreet's Charge