Lover Of Epic Tales Gifts

Don Quixote

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Out To Lurch

Don Quixote

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Long Johns Silver."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"No, let down your hair!"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Route 666

Achilles needs first aid.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"Our plan has failed. The elephants of Hannibal are not frightened by our little mice."

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Monster in the Alley.

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"