Lover Of Epic Tales Mugs

Don Quixote

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Out To Lurch

Don Quixote

Falstaff

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"Long Johns Silver."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

"No, let down your hair!"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Robin Hood.

King Midas: The Golden Years

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his

Ugly sisters

Route 666

Achilles needs first aid.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Monster in the Alley.

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

"Crush your empties, see them placed in the proper receptacle and hear the lamentation of the wet mop!"

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'