Lover Of Mythical Tales Mugs

'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'

Monster in the Alley.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Europa takes a selfie

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

William Tell (alternate)

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Noah's ark in a draught.

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'

Route 666

Achilles needs first aid.

Giant Visitor

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

'Don't raise your hopes, George - We don't have a frying pan that size!!'

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

"Our plan has failed. The elephants of Hannibal are not frightened by our little mice."

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

"What do my stars say today?"

Don Quixote

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

"Don't bring camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said."

Aeneas and Dido

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."

"Hey Noah, there is a guy named Jonah who wants to book passage."

Hermes using foot spray

"Aw... go on! An apple a day keeps the doctor away y'know..!"