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'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'

Monster in the Alley.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Europa takes a selfie

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"Larry! Swine flu!"

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

William Tell (alternate)

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Noah's ark in a draught.

King Midas: The Golden Years

'Good God! What's that? I wish Merlin would stick to the occasional dragon manifestation and free eggs for the peasants.'

Route 666

Achilles needs first aid.

'Don't raise your hopes, George - We don't have a frying pan that size!!'

Giant Visitor

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

"Our plan has failed. The elephants of Hannibal are not frightened by our little mice."

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

Don Quixote

"What do my stars say today?"

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

"I kind of like you in these moods, Phil!"

"Don't bring camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said."

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."

Aeneas and Dido

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'