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"Larry! Swine flu!"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Europa takes a selfie

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

The Centaur of Attention.

"We got your bloodwork back, it doesn't appear to be yours."

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'Oh, and by the way. Did I mention that I'm garlic intolerant?'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

"We've got to fit a brace."

Man takes mermaid to vet.

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'

'It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.'

Noah's ark in a draught.

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

"The earth opening up and unearthing a prehistoric animal isn't as uncommon as you think. This is my third call this week."

"I thought that was a mythical creature!"

"O'Toole, I've been drinking GREEN beer all day, and now I've magically turned it back to YELLOW!"

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

King Midas: The Golden Years

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

The Dragon with the Girl with the Dragon tattoo.

Achilles needs first aid.

King Marke of Cornwall

Halloween Party in Heaven

Why there are no unicorns anymore.