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"Larry! Swine flu!"

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

Europa takes a selfie

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

The Centaur of Attention.

"We got your bloodwork back, it doesn't appear to be yours."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'Oh, and by the way. Did I mention that I'm garlic intolerant?'

Man takes mermaid to vet.

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"I think you'll be fine... You just need to believe in yourself!"

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"We've got to fit a brace."

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

'It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it.'

'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

"I thought that was a mythical creature!"

"The earth opening up and unearthing a prehistoric animal isn't as uncommon as you think. This is my third call this week."

Noah's ark in a draught.

The Dragon with the Girl with the Dragon tattoo.

Achilles needs first aid.

King Marke of Cornwall

Dracula Flipping Frankenstein a Bat

'There goes Tokyo.'

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