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"I am the manager, ma'am."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Hot Tub Frosty

Europa takes a selfie

Centaur falls in love.

"Larry! Swine flu!"

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

Narcissus

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'About that breath of yours -- maybe you should consult the Tooth Fairy.'

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

Noah's ark in a draught.

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

Monster in the Alley.

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

'Don't raise your hopes, George - We don't have a frying pan that size!!'

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

"What do my stars say today?"

Giant Visitor

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

'Let it in. It's the Trojan horse we have to worry about.'

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."

When Gorgons Meet

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"

'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'

"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."