Fan Of Mythical Themes Gifts

"I am the manager, ma'am."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Hot Tub Frosty

Europa takes a selfie

Centaur falls in love.

'Well, it was in 1990 that I started to think I didn't exist.'

"Larry! Swine flu!"

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Narcissus

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'About that breath of yours -- maybe you should consult the Tooth Fairy.'

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

Noah's ark in a draught.

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

"O'Toole, I've been drinking GREEN beer all day, and now I've magically turned it back to YELLOW!"

"Great interview! and your credentials are impeccable, there's just one last thing..."

"What do my stars say today?"

'Don't raise your hopes, George - We don't have a frying pan that size!!'

Monster in the Alley.

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

Why there are no unicorns anymore.

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

Giant Visitor

"I have no idea what you are babbling about, and why aren't you working on the tower."

'Your rainbow needs more gold.'

'Let it in. It's the Trojan horse we have to worry about.'

"And don't you dare say you know how I feel."

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

When Gorgons Meet

'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'