Fan Of Mythology T-Shirts

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Tut and Carmen.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Venus

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Vlad the Impala

Bacchus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Bigfoot"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Wotan with eye patch

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Warrior Woman

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Neptune