Medieval Mythology Fan T-Shirts

'Slay it if you want to, but I'm not cooking it.'

"They were fine with tyranny, cruelty and oppression, but you really pissed them off when you rooted for the wrong football team."

"It's your therapist, my lord. It's time you let down your walls."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Pre-Minstrel Tension

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Knighthood being given by the king

"Your remote control, sire."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

Life and Death

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

Medieval Office Supplies

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Knights Wing Mirrors.