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Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

TV jester.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Joust Sharpener

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'