Medieval Mythology Enthusiast Gifts

Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'

Shepherd and eurydice

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"We're following Carrot Top."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Here be dragons.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Lady of the bath...

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Knight feeding his kids.

Joust Sharpener

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

TV jester.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"The peasants are revolting Sire."