Medieval Mythology Fan Gifts

'Slay it if you want to, but I'm not cooking it.'

"They were fine with tyranny, cruelty and oppression, but you really pissed them off when you rooted for the wrong football team."

"It's your therapist, my lord. It's time you let down your walls."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Knighthood being given by the king

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Your remote control, sire."

Life and Death

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

Medieval Office Supplies

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.