Classical Mythology Fan Gifts

'Let it in. It's the Trojan horse we have to worry about.'

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Swiss army knife

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Going Down?

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Life and Death

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

I came, I saw, I partied!

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"He's So Your Type."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."