Greek Mythology Fan Gifts

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

"Hey, you want to trade places for a while?"

Luigis Pizza's Home Delivery

Medusa adding 'Hair mouse' to feed her snakes head

Iliadette.

Atlas - "I know it's not brain-surgery mother but it's a steady job with a good salary."

'Supply out of thunderbolts again?'

'I'm afraid that dandruff shampoo won't cut it, Ms. Gordon. You're molting.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'Everybody will remember the Spartans! Nobody will want to believe that democracy was saved by Thespians.'

Cyclops Private Eye: No Clue. . . Clue.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Pheidippedes overtaken by pantomime horse.

'Mr. Atlas, why do you always walk around like the weight of the world is on your shoulders?'

Nothing of value left in here overnight.

Satyr on the beach with rubber horse

"Shoo!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

"So let me get this right, Mr Cyclops. You're saying that your new glasses don't appear to have improved your eyesight."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Early Selfies

Junk food of the gods.

'I'm tired of throwing lightning bolts. Do we have any water balloons?'

Narcissus Selfie

Better move the hatch. They might be the type to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Pandora's Big Box Store. Now what's she up to?

He's a statue. I told him not to friend Medusa on Facebook.

Reality

"Helen?"

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Atlas Sleeps on the Job.

'What do you think of the decor?' 'It's a little spartan.' 'Fight to the death!'

'Nah, sorry, I just fancy a quiet night in.'