Greek And Roman Mythology Fan Gifts

I came, I saw, I partied!

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Iliadette.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Goddess

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

'Well this is awkward.'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

He's definitely got your eyes!"

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

The Mother Of Damocles