Roman And Greek Culture Fan Gifts

Goddess

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

I'm Spartacus.

I came, I saw, I partied!

How Romans give each other a high five...

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Easter Island Secret

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

Carpe diem

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'Somebody got some sun.'

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

Jason and the Jargonauts.

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Donald Trump

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

I suspect we'll find the coffin painter in that last one.

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Athena

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'

Hat Stand Sacrifice.

Syriza

Egyptian Cruise

Ancient Egyptian pyramid builders drink beer from cooler.