Roman Culture Aficionado Gifts

'Orgies...orgies...my life's just one long orgie !'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Neptune

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Goddess

I'm Spartacus.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

The Original Gossip Columns

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Janus 2021

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

Bath Christmas Market

Virgil

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Julius Caesar

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."