Roman History Aficionado Gifts

Donald Trump

The Rise and Fall of the Roman Umpire

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Bath Christmas Market

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Neptune

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

Swells - Men's Fashion

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

I'm Spartacus.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

1950's.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

'The gods are perplexing.'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."