Roman History Lover Gifts

Romulus (left) and Remus

'Yes, Albert, storylines for television series - anything else?'

'It's a letter from Romulus and Remus thanking me for feeding them... Now, isn't that sweet...'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Neptune

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Trojan Hurdler.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"Here's the parking lot."

"I'm having my entrails read."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

I'm Spartacus.

I came, I saw, I partied!

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."