Roman Enthusiast Gifts

Injured soldier receives first aid.

Julius Caesar

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

'I'm not surprised we're not 'battle ready', marching around Britannia in these sandals in febuary!'

'He was just a temp.'

The fall of the Roman Emperor....

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

The Colossal Issue

"I get absolutely LIVID when citizens can't remember how to write fifty-one, six and 500 in roman numerals!"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Neptune

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I'm Spartacus.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

The Original Gossip Columns

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Janus 2021

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Virgil

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."