Rome Enthusiast Gifts

'Still not punchy enough. Try putting NERO all in capitals...'

The Original Gossip Columns

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Ovid

'My guess is that we've uncovered a Roman burial ground.'

'I knew I shouldn't have come. That Maximus, throws the worst orgies!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

I'm Spartacus.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Janus 2021

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Julius Caesar

Bath Christmas Market

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Virgil

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).