Ancient Rome Aficionado Gifts

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

'One previous owner, used it to go to the baths once a week, may I be buried alive if I lie...'

"No wonder we could get tickets."

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

'Cesar loves to conker.'

Roman General asks 'Where is the bathroom?'

"Think of your Curricula Vitae!"

'He's Spartacus! The one with the dimple.'

In the Lion's Den.

"We haven't had a pitch invasion for a while."

'Maybe they burned Rome to the ground just because Nero's playing was so bad?'

Constantine the Great

Luminous Sundials: Tell the Time in the Dark!

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

Lions see the salad bar: That's new!

Bacchus.

"So then Brutus says, 'Nije to bila dama, to je bila moja zena'!"

'It's a good thing I love animals!'

"It's just not the same, is it?"

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Janus 2021

A crying man wears a laurel wreath

"Well, at least he didn't get Secretary of State."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Those Were The Days

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Sphinx Comes Alive