Ancient Rome Fanatic Gifts

Toasting while Rome burns

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

I'm Spartacus.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)

Janus 2021

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Virgil

Julius Caesar

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

Monster chariot races

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'

A crying man wears a laurel wreath