Ancient Rome Fanatic Gifts

Toasting while Rome burns

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

I'm Spartacus.

'Bugger!'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)

Janus 2021

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Julius Caesar

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

Virgil

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

'A I and a II and a I-II-III...'

Monster chariot races

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

'It's the only rock you'll ever need'