Roman Empire Fanatic Gifts

How's my driving.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Hadrian's Wall

The Fall of Gnome

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

El Greco

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Romulus (left) and Remus

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Julius Caesar

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

Michelangelo

Hadrian's Fence

Britain in 410AD

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'