Roman Empire Aficionado Gifts

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

"Don't worry, the lions do all the work."

Sabine Women Against Rape.

The First Streaker

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

Ancient paperwork.

Mary Beard

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Hadrian's Wall

Neptune

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

The Fall of Gnome

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

I'm Spartacus.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

The Original Gossip Columns

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"Efficiency tombs available"

Janus 2021

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."