Ancient Roman Aficionado Gifts

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'IV!'

Bacchus.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Don't forget the screenplay."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Janus 2021

Romulus (left) and Remus

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

Virgil

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).