Roman Enthusiasts Gifts

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

The Original Gossip Columns

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Virgil

Julius Caesar

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'

Donald Trump

Ancient paperwork.

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

The Colossal Issue

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

'IV!'

AD 64: Another contestant is voted off Rome's top reality show.