Roman Enthusiasts Prints

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

Euro Problems

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

All Roads Lead To Rome

The Original Gossip Columns

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Romulus (left) and Remus

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

Virgil

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

Julius Caesar

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Ancient paperwork.

The Colossal Issue

'You know, I'm about to stop caring whether they're here legally or not!'

Donald Trump

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'

AD 64: Another contestant is voted off Rome's top reality show.

'IV!'