Romans Aficionados Prints

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

I'm Spartacus.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

The Original Gossip Columns

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

All Roads Lead To Rome

Janus 2021

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Virgil

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Julius Caesar

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Shear Love.