Ancient Romans Fan Prints

"Birthday gift from the little woman. It's a "Solex"."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

Hadrian's Wall

The Fall of Gnome

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Goddess

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

I'm Spartacus.

Oedipus

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Pyramids exploding.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Easter Island Secret

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem