Roman Fan Prints

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Bowled over again!

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Hadrian's Wall

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

The Fall of Gnome

Currently Boston

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Love Trap

I'm Spartacus.

His and Hers Wedding

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

007's Dating Mishaps