Rom-com Fan Prints

If Rick Had Been A Building Contractor

'Damn! Sex and the City is not on tonight.' 'Does that mean no sex in the suburbs tonight either?'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'Thought he was God's gift to women. Fortunately, I was able to re-gift him.'

'I met my wide when I spotted her on one of our surveillance cameras.'

It's a Valentine from the Bank: Your account's in the red, Your mortgage is overdue, DO something about it, Or we'll foreclose on you.

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

'I wrote you a note in the third grade asking if you liked me or not. It dawned on me that you never answered me. Well?'

"Barry, ask if she's got a sister!"

Kate Middleton Splits With Prince William - 'Six years. Longest job interview I ever had.'

'No, I'm not going to hate myself in the morning. I hate myself now!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"It's not you; it's me."

'Corporate Affairs Department'

"We're at that awkward stage in our relationship where I'm talking about settling down and having kids and he's still issuing restraining order."

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"I'm on Tinderhooks waiting to see what he's like."

"Have you got anyone on your books who's desperate and doesn't care what I look like?"

"Wow! Your timing's great! I've just gone into heat!"

Love Trap

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

'I wonder what he really thinks about me, deep down.'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"I know what you're thinking: Did he order six eggs or only five. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, waiter?" "He's so not making my day." When Dirty Harry Met Sally

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Dad, not now!"

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

'She's a lovely girl, but she's obviously no good at relationships!'