Roman Fan Gifts

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Hadrian's Wall

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The Fall of Gnome

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Currently Boston

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

Love Trap

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

His and Hers Wedding

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

I'm Spartacus.

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'