Roman God Fan Gifts

"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Hadrian's Wall

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

The Fall of Gnome

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

Love Trap

His and Hers Wedding

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

I'm Spartacus.

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Pyramids exploding.

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

007's Dating Mishaps

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'