Roman Folklore Fan Gifts

Nero's Fire Alarm

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Location, location, location!

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Balding gnomes