Fan Of Roman Culture Gifts

'I made it! I made it! I'm into the Quarter Finals!!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Neptune

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Goddess

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Ion Luca Caragiale.

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Virgil

Bath Christmas Market

Julius Caesar

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Donald Trump

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

The Colossal Issue

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"