Roman Culture Fanatic Gifts

When In Rome Do as the Romans Do.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Goddess

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

The Original Gossip Columns

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Ion Luca Caragiale.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Julius Caesar

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

The Colossal Issue

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'IV!'

Injured soldier receives first aid.

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

"Birthday gift from the little woman. It's a "Solex"."

'Ooh, that's new!' (antipasto bar in the Collusseum).

Nero's Fire Alarm

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"... But you can still ask the audience."

'He was just a temp.'

The fall of the Roman Emperor....

Car stickers on windscreen 'Ben' 'Her'

"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."

'I'm not surprised we're not 'battle ready', marching around Britannia in these sandals in febuary!'

"Well, it seems we've run out of condemned criminals and Christians. Do you think maybe we could keep the crowd happy if we tried throwing in some overly strident vegans?"