Roman Culture Fanatic Gifts

When In Rome Do as the Romans Do.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Goddess

I'm Spartacus.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

The Original Gossip Columns

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Ion Luca Caragiale.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Julius Caesar

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'

The Colossal Issue

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

'IV!'

Injured soldier receives first aid.

"Miss. Did you ever actually meet Julius Caesar?"

"Birthday gift from the little woman. It's a "Solex"."

Nero's Fire Alarm

'Ooh, that's new!' (antipasto bar in the Collusseum).

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

"... But you can still ask the audience."

"First they have to settle who's the most christian."

'He was just a temp.'

The fall of the Roman Emperor....

Car stickers on windscreen 'Ben' 'Her'

'Carpe Vino! Seize the wine!'

Is he urging us to victory or telling us to "take five"? Rome.

"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."

'I'm not surprised we're not 'battle ready', marching around Britannia in these sandals in febuary!'