Roman Culture Admirer Gifts

"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."

Bacchus.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Egyptian Football

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Sun Worshipers

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Janus 2021

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

Julius Caesar

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."