Roman Culture Admirer Gifts

"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Egyptian Football

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

Sun Worshipers

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Janus 2021

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

Julius Caesar

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits