Roman Culture Devotee Gifts

'And here to throw out the first Christian, the king of Numidia!'

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

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Janus 2021

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Carpe diem

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

'Somebody got some sun.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

Bath Christmas Market

Julius Caesar

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'