Roman Culture Devotee Pillows

'And here to throw out the first Christian, the king of Numidia!'

Bacchus.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

The Original Gossip Columns

Janus 2021

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

Carpe diem

Bath Christmas Market

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

'Somebody got some sun.'

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Julius Caesar

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''