Roman Culture Aficionados Pillows

'Ooh, that's new!' (antipasto bar in the Collusseum).

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Goddess

I'm Spartacus.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

The Original Gossip Columns

All Roads Lead To Rome

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Janus 2021

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Virgil

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

Bath Christmas Market

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Julius Caesar

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

I came, I saw, I had a little brunch, I conquered.

'Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.'

The Colossal Issue

A crying man wears a laurel wreath