Roman Culture Aficionado Pillows

'Orgies...orgies...my life's just one long orgie !'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Neptune

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Goddess

I'm Spartacus.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

Euro Problems

All Roads Lead To Rome

The Original Gossip Columns

Janus 2021

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

Virgil

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Bath Christmas Market

"At least the TV people are saying Alvin Bragg had to pass a rubix cube to indict me. That had to hurt."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Julius Caesar